Ze CumFap, champians of the unwasht, where ze onle thing they lift is... We r ze digtul age's zolution to "Wat if we nevr left our rooms?" Our antem? A zymfony of keybored kliks and... solo celibrations
Wy? Cuz nurmal crypto iz like a sulad, all green an healzy. We're mor like a duble cheeseburger, fool of greese, mems, and bad desishuns.
Ho? By embrasin the lyfe of a hermut, where the suns just a legand and the onle workout is the klik of a mouse or the swipe of a screan.
Wat? Stumb upon us, wer hygiene is just a word we ignore. Deodrant? A myt we tel newbis. We torn "me thime" into art form.
THE MEME COIN TO FAP TILL YOU CUM